della doos
Your own opinion is the only one relevant to how you live your life.

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

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thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships


things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean


things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

(via ohheyitsbergin)

okaymad:

when your mom tells you to get off the computer

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andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

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aizea:

hate my body but that’s ok bc eventually it will be rotted in the ground

(via garakarth)

REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

(Source: simplexy, via sextnoise)

Mom: why is everything on the floor?

Me: gravity mom

have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

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benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

what the fuck is this

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