I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
if you wanna know where my priorities lie let me just say that i once skipped two finals and lost two letter grades on a research paper my senior year to go meet Gibby from icarly
Definitely. Never liked my name too much until John Travolta came along.
god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by
close the door mom you are letting the emo out
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.I’m so glad my parents still get along.